Funny quotes about life are special because there's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. These funny quotes will make you laugh and smile even when you have sad moments in your life.
"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."
