Funny quotes about life - Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Funny quotes - "Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."